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29 April 2007
school is never this fun.
19:19
Gosh I love Heroes, don't you guys agree with me?
Especially Hiro Nakamura, the Japanese guy who can bend time. He's so cute right?
>>>>>>>>>>
Normally I find this type of people very annoying. Surprisingly, I actually L-O-V-E him!
Ok, maybe he doesn't look that cute in this photo.
Can you believe it! I'm actually having a three-day school holiday. Ok lah, maybe it's not that impossible. I'm so gonna stuff myself with lots of good things. Watching Heroes 24 hours non-stop. Subscribe tons of caller tunes! *I still have lots of credits* Or maybe even blog 24 hours non-stop!
Ok, maybe the list isn't that encouraging or fun at all.
Have I told you that I signed a contract with Lui Yi Hong (女儿红) company lately? As a result, I'm officially the ambassador of the company! The company is asking me to pose for their products : "Lui Yi Hong" (女儿红) and "Lam Yi Hong"(男儿红).
P/s : For those who haven't watched Hong Kong films, Lui Yi Hong (女儿红) is an alcohol. If you directly translate 女儿红 into English, it means girl in red. So, if they can have girl in red, why can't they have boy in red too (男儿红)?
PP/s : You guys know Wong Fei Hung(黄飞鸿) right? Apparently I'm Wong Fei Lynn!
BIG BIG POST NOTE
It's 黄飞琳! Not 黄肥琳! Big difference you know!
Photos taken from Aster's handphone.
She has watermarked her blog's link on it! Argh!
Thumbs up !  Wong Fei Lynn with her famous pose!  Lui And Lam Yi Hong Lickin' Good!  I'm Lovin' It!  Who says only adults can drink them? Teng and I drink it everyday!  Just drink it.
Special thanks to Aster the photographer, Lynn and Teng for the water bottle. And also Yin Zee for letting me sit at her place! Hahahha, ain't that fun? You guys should try something like that at school too!
Another insanity of the Xia's'.
Me and Aster on the way to the coffee shop near our school.
Kuan and I were walking in front of Aster and Berry. Then, Aster suddenly spotted a hibiscus on the floor. Waliao, she picked it up and shouted at us. Kuan and I exchanged looks and started running.
"FASTER RUN! A perempuan gila is chasing us with a hibiscus in her hands!"
HAhahahah! Kuan and I ran for awhile then stopped to wait for them. Guess what insane Aster did.
What a country lover !  Aster put it on Kuan's hair without being realized. We were laughing hysterically!  Blimey! I look damn hiao in this photo! At some point, I look like the infamous Fu Rong Jie-Jie! Argh!!!! I don't want!  Kuan and I while waiting for the Pan-Mee. Oh, Kuan just can't keep her hands off the hibiscus, can she? Labels: School
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23 April 2007
Butt-killing.
18:20
Short Talk :
Roller skating is the most dangerous game in the world.
Last Saturday was my classmates' birthdayS. *Sue Teng, Yi Tyng and Moong, Happy Belated Birthday!* We went for roller skating in Sungai Wang. It was sibeh fun but butt-killing at the same time. I reached there at about 1pm. Thanks to the bloody bus for reaching so late.
We had a fun time in there pushing other people. Very fun loh! Oh My Fucking Gosh, I was darn shocked when I saw my ex-classmate. It's been ages since we last met. Not really ages la, I just met him last week and he seemed to forget who I was. It was really embarassing you know? Aster saw him in school last week, and we went up to say hi. I asked him whether he remembered me. He was like "Oh, you looked familiar."
WAAAA!
SO DARN MALU!
OK lah, maybe it's not so malu. So I just smiled at him when I saw him again at the place-to-roller-skate and turned around. It was then he said "Wa, chuen d lah, don't recognise me already lah." I gave him a =.= expression and laughed.
I fell down 3 times. Uncontrollable. The first time was somewhere near the function room. I WASN'T GOING TO FALL AT FIRST! Wei Teng and I skated together. Then either one of us lost control and started being like JELLY. Our hands were 'swaying' in the sky. After awhile, we finally are able to stand firmly. Then, a cibai Indian guy came to langgar me. Obviously, he's a beginner too, about my age I think. Walao, lost my stability again! I grabbed Teng's left shoulder so hardly and that cibai Indian guy's upper arm so hardly.
After few seconds, I'm back on my feet again *firmly*. Then a crowd suddenly went pass me. I tried to dodge but one of them hit my shoulder lightly. Then..
KA-BOOM!
I was sitting on the floor. Sibeh pain-lah. Maybe not. My legs and arms fell on the floor first so it wasn't that pain. The second and third fall was really pain. BECAUSE MY BUTT LANDED ON THE FLOOR FIRST.
CIBAI bitch! She knocked my shoulders without even saying sorry after I fell down for the second time. Very leng meh you? My grandmother looks better than you even without make-up loh. Then, I fell down again *my own fault*. I lost my balance and was 'swaying' my hands like mad. I hitted someone's arm when I was too busy doing the sway-your-hands-when-you're-gonna-fall game.
Turned out that unluckly victim was Sue Teng. Walao, really ho cai it wasn't somebody else. I kept saying sorry before I knew that was Sue Teng.
Precaution : Never skate in front of Lee Peng.
I was in front her when I was skating. All of a sudden, I heard her screaming. "AHHHHHH....!"
OH MY GOSH! WHAT'S THAT THING PULLING MY HAIR..!
Lee Peng was pulling my hair before she fell down. SIBEH PAIN YOU KNOW! Imagine somebody pulling your hair, causing you to almost fall down *with your butt landing the floor first*. I was shouting like mad.
Photo grabbed from Aster's blogMe doing the sway-your-hand-before-you-fall game again. Luckily Teng was holding my shoulders behind me before I fell.  Left: Sue Teng with another guy. Right : Yi Tyng *Pink Lady* with her lovely boyfriend.  Birthday cake baked by Ee Leng's mom. Looks delicious! Didn't have a chance to taste it.
If you always speak mandarin in bahasa pasar way with your family or friends, you would know this word :
屁股开花 (pi gu kai hua). Meaning flower coming out of yout butt. Frequently used whenever a person is suffering pain from being canned or falling down.
A great example :
Sorry I.R Baboon! Didn't mean it!
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17 April 2007
Calligraphy Freaks
22:14
How to score 3++/5 in
Mandarin calligraphy exam.
what you'll need. A pencil, eraser, ruler, newspaper and calligraphy brush. *also the ink bottle lah Sketch the outer line of the writings you wanna write.  Continue doing that. *for exams, sketch the outer line of OTHER words.* BONUS If you are total perfectionist, you can do draw a line in order to get the accurate measurement! *that's if you have time*  Start colouring!  Do the same thing for the other words.  After finished, cover the words with another layer of ink. Give them some shapes.  Erase the lines you made just now.
WA-LAH! Your one and only master piece is done.
Em, if you notice, there's a black thing beside the calligraphy brush.  It's actually a 'lazy pen'  Apparently, the calligraphy brush and 'lazy pen' had a big fight.  'Lazy Pen' won! Never judge a thing by its name!  A year contract with Lynn Wong - Me.
So the correct photo should be :
P/s : I added a little too much contrast. Tell me if it still looks real.
PP/s : Click on the picutes to look nearer.
Source : My 6M classmates!Labels: cartoon script
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13 April 2007
Diagnostic.
19:19
Finally! The diagnostic test is over!
YEAH !
Ee leng asked me to shout 'yeah' with her as soon as we came out of the classroom. I started shouting yeah and do some freaking dance moves. Not really dance moveslah, just that swing my hands around and move my body. hahahah. Nobody joined in, they were too busy discussing about the KH test. boring.
Last Tuesday, a cheeby teacher called me out during assembly for reading while singing the national anthem. Yeah right, what's wrong with you guys? I was reading, not doing some exotic dance moves.
*with microphone*
*translated to English*
Teacher : That Chinese girl wearing baju kurung, please come out.
Lynn : Was that supposed to be calling me?
Teacher : The specky girl holding a book.
WHAT THE FUCK! wearing specs got problem one ar? No need to call me specky lah auntie. Jealous is it? Go wear one la. Some people just don't get it. I really want a pair of contact lens *with colour* , not specs. That cheeby teacher called me out and blanked me. I was like
YOU CALLED ME OUT AND NOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME!? STUPID BITCH.
So I sat behind the 'stage' filling in the Demerit form thing. what the fuck. For goodness sake, I'm getting a demerit mark for reading during assembly. If it wasn't for the diagnostic test, I wouldn't be. Then, the disciplinary teacher came over to me.
*translated to English*
Teacher : What's the use of being smart if you don't have any moral value?
Lynn : *gave him a blank stare**started scolding at the bottom of my heart*
Yeah right, I never thought myself as a smart ass or something. If I were, I wouldn't be sitting here to be scolded by you. So shut up big mouth. Just go read your favourite book, buku panduan disiplin. You're just so boring!
Anyway, today was the last day of my diagnostic test. Sejarah and Kemahiran Hidup paper as desserts. Yummy. Not. I was clueless doing the Sejarah paper. I think I finished it within 15 minutes. *Hmm, I have what it takes to be a top archer/police girl.* I was so darn bored that I decided to have a quick nap. Can't. The weather was freakishly HOT although it's only morning.
BAD FENG SHUI!
though I don't believe it.
Better start reading Lilian Too's books.
I really hate my seat during the test. According to the name list, I'm the second student *counted from the last*. So I was set to sit near the window, which was FREAKISHLY HOT AND FAR FROM THE CLASSROOM DOOR. And I think all my classmates have huge, wide and long butts *just joking*. I had to go zig-zag in order to get to my seat.
Get it now?
Back to the nap thing. While I was trying to take a nap, I felt a finger pricking my upper arm. I looked up and saw my maths teacher staring at me.
Teacher : Finished the paper d ah?
Lynn : Em, yeah.
Teacher : So fast one.
Lynn : Yeah, cause I tembak every question xD
Teacher : *speechless* U never read a?
Lynn : Got ah. But I forgot everything d. Ha-ha-ha.
She looked at me with a slightly evil grin. Then she walked out of the classroom and got a large pile of test papers heading towards me.
Teacher : Since you're so free, help me to sum up the marks.
Lynn : Sure. *better than being a dummy in the class waiting for the time to pass*
Teacher : *starts explaining*
Lynn : *kept nodding head* oh, ok. ok ok. ok ah.
Lynn : Em, how are our results overall? Good?
Teacher : Dun think so.
Lynn : *0.0* oh, ok.
Did the summing-up-the-maths-paper 2-marks thing. Berry did the other half. Some of my classmates are freakishly genius 0.0 The others also not badlah. I wonder whether my maths teacher was a workaholic. She finished marking our paper 2 within 2 days. I bet my Malay teacher has finished too. They're both working freaks.During recess, some of my classmates asked for the marks.
"I FORGOT D LA!"
"HOW CAN U FORGET!?"
"HOW NOT!?"
"Don't worry la. Your mark is rather high leh.
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I made a cartoon script! Don't forget to give me some comments about it! I'll post it later!
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