ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE! HAVE YOU GUYS WATCHED THE VIDEO?
Beautiful Liar - Beyoncé ft Shakira.
Step 1:
Click on the 'play' button.
Step 2:
Click on the 'pause' buttong.
Step 3:
Wait till it's fully loaded. Step 4:
Start watching!
The first thing that came into my brain was :
"Was that Beyoncé Knowles? Did the director or whoever did some extra work so there's two Beyoncé there?"
You would've believed that too!
Analysis :
Top : Shakira
Bottom : Beyoncé Knowles
If you guys have watched, start voting who's prettier XD~! It's really hard to differentiate them in that video as they look really alike? Personally, I think Beyoncé Knowles is prettier and more glamorous compared to Shakira. But Shakira sings better! Nandini thinks Shakira is better if you guys look at her properly.
Hmm, everyone's taste is different!
Beyoncé Knowles looks prettier for me because she has the coffee-brown colour skin which I've always WANTED! ARGHHHH..! How perfect would it be! Dreamy skin colour.
I'M STARTING TO ADMIRE GWEN STEFANI! As in LOVE!
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Don't get me wrong. I meant Love as in Idol-Love. I'm not gonna be a lesbian! Gross!
She looks rather pretty. Typical fair skin with blonde hair. I used to like her. Well, used to LIKE her only lah. It's more of LOVE more, like the way I admire Avril Lavigne. Anyway, her new single :
The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani ft Akon
sounds sweet right? Love Her!
BAH !
My super low eyelid! Well, not exactly SUPER la.. My friends freaked out when they found out about that. I meant, I'm not the only who can pull my eyelid that low-lah, Suki also can ma! As a conclusion,
WE ARE BEAUTIFUL MONSTERS! Blahahahaa =X!
Anyway, my friends and I went to the National Library last Thursday. Kuan's dad came to fetch us. *Thanks uncle!* I felt kinda excited! It was my first time riding a car which has three rows of seats! Haahahah, I'm so darn sua gu leh! Kuan, the 'Van Auntie' *Aster gave her that name* sat in front. I must admit that,
I WAS VERY NOISY IN THE LIBRARY!
I was searching for some leng zais rather than searching for some materials for the freaking Sejarah project. Snapped a few photos.
HAIYAR !
Women in black!
Guess where we were.
We went to Kim Gary for lunch *or rather lunch-dinner*. The food was, rather awful. I meant, it was ok la. Just that it's so darn expensive. Kuan and Teng kept saying that they're paying RM6 for a stupid bowl of Maggi Mee. And me, RM2.80 for a cup of Milo Ice. Very amusing. I could've ordered that in a Mamak Stall for only RM 1.50. I reached home at about 6.30pm. WALAO, then, I realised that, I've actually broke the record for being away from home after school for 12 whole hours. Surprisingly weird but true for me XD!
Momo!
He looks rather cute right?
His very own house *in the cage*!
Random Photo
My public phone card!
Momo with his very own bathroom.
Bought these books at Popular today.
Total amount: RM100++. I was shocked too when I saw that figure! Ah Mi didn't look very pleased.
Cute right? Bought it in Way-In Fasion.
I'm so going to start saving up money! Avril Lavigne's album and manga! Books! Magazines! Argh, money is never ever enough!
In case you guys are wondering what bad taste I have to post this photo in my blog,
STOP !
I hate this freaking gay. He's so darn.. *speechless*
Nickname : Yong Sui Kent.
Age : 15.
Description : Lala Zai. Perasan for thinking he wears the best clothes, best hair, best everything. When the fact is totally opposite. The word 'F-A-S-H-I-O-N' doesn't exist in his dictionary. He thinks he's following the trend but he's actually wearing my grandpa's clothes in his golden days.
Worst part : He paints his fingernails BLACK. See that middle finger at the corner? Well, I specially painted the nails BLACK since you like them so much. Anyway, you're ruining my blog's reputation. The photos' quality is so low. COME BASH ME LA if you're feeling mm song! You used to say you always pick up fights in UE3 car park after school. All those BULLSHITS! In case you're wondering, Carrefour is near my school. And the entry is free. Yeah one more thing. I'm not having menstruation while writing this post. You're soooooo predictable.
Enough of the yong sui things. I think I'm going to throw up if I continue to blog about HIM.
I just found out this cool website from Suki. It provides all insane quotes.
Love. The quotes are really maddo. Here's another :
Anyway, I just got my exam results. Kinda satisfied with the marks. And I'm proud to announce that
"AFTER 15 YEARS, I FINALLY GOT AN 'A' FOR HISTORY!"
Well, not exactly finally. I scored an A once when I was in Form 1. It was kinda thrilling knowing that I got an A for History. Well, you know. I can barely remember the people's name recorded. However, JWW BiTch is exceptional. Officially it's supposed to be:
"AFTER 152 YEARS, I FINALLY GOT AN 'A' FOR HISTORY!"
I think I'm starting to hate Mathematics. It's so darn complicated. It took me ages to solve a Maths question. My multiplication table is getting blunt. I can't calculate simple calculation. When I was doing my Maths homework this afternoon at school, I was thinking: HOW MUCH SLOWER CAN I GET!
If you think you're ok with calculation, try these:
Well, it took me ages to figure it out. And I'm not joking. It's not that I'm not taught about that or whatever, it's just that, I DUNNO LA !
Remember? My Mandarin test thing? Well, I swear that I hate Mandarin more, as in MOST. The Chinese teachers kept FORCING me to take Mandarin in PMR. I got a lecture from two of them yesterday. Mind me, for almost half an hour.
"The angmohs are trying their best to learn Mandarin so that they can find a better job and earn a better living. And you, as a Chinese aren't willing to learn it. Mandarin is your mother tongue. You know what? If you graduate and are trying to find a job, it's useless to just say you LEARNED MANDARIN while you're in school. You must have a certificate showing that you really LEARNED MANDARIN."
"It doesn't matter what result you get in PMR. It's the matter that you LEARNED MANDARIN. It really doesn't matter if you don't get A in PMR. You still have SPM next." *she was holding my hand while talking to me. So romantic*
I was like, WHAT DO YOU KNOW! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INSULTED?
I handed in my Mandarin essay book to the MANDARIN class monitor this afternoon. Yeah I was the only one who handed in. How angelic am I? NOT. The others have already handed in on Monday. It was so unpredictable. During class, I saw him and other guys' shoulders shaking up and down. Continuously, UP AND DOWN.
Obviously, they were laughing about something. My first reaction was, ARE THEY READING MY MANDARIN ESSAY ? Oh God, don't let it be. Then during science class, one of the boys was telling me how FUNNY my essay was. The other boy heard and started making childish moves. I didn't know to whether take it as a compliment or an insult.
At that point, I think I'm starting to hate boys. But I still LOVE to gap leng zai.
When we returned to class, I asked that guy whether it was really funny. He casually answered
I felt so.. INSULTED at that moment. In fact, I can feel my tears stinging the back of my eyes. How funny can my essay be? Now you get that my Mandarin sucks? GET IT?
If yes, FUCK OFF AND STOP ASKING ME TO TAKE MANDARIN! YOU GUYS STINK!
Anyway, I'm kinda FRUSTRATED lately when I see boys putting crying emoticon while texting or chatting in MSN.
EG : T.T
T_T
It's as if they're asking me to AXE-MURDER them! It started off some other day while I was texting XxX. The conversation was great. Well, not really. Not until the moment when I saw this so-called cute crying "T.T" emoticon appearing at my phones screen.
WALIAO ! My mood swung tremendously. From 10 to 1.
I mean, how MAN is that? YUCK! The "T.T" almost sounded like "I'M A SISSY! KISS ME !" What an alluring image. NOT. I mean, can you imagine a Hollywood star symbolising COURAGE OF MAN like Tom Cruise sobbing while filming "Mission Impossible " ? Arghhhhh.
MONEY'S BEEN TIGHT FOR ME THIS YEAR!
RM5/day. Yeah you may think it's too much for a student like me. If you really think so, start checking my first post on this blog : Money's Never Enough. I have to pay for lots of stuff this week. STUPID FREAKING SCHOOL made me pay for a magazine. How much? RM24. For what? For reading.
HELLO ? Who on earth would be bothered to read that magazine? Plus I've already subscribed that magazine at home. AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO BUY THAT THING AGAIN? Be slightly understanding la. You're making me paying double.
RM5 for class fund. What's left? RM1 in my wallet. Very amusing. NOT. RM1 for a week.
I mean, how cool is it? An American band having a concert in Malaysia. But it's not comfirm yet la. The problem is, why are they coming THIS YEAR? Can't they come a year earlier or later? Stupid PMR. Mom wouldn't be pleased if I tell her about the concert thing. And the concert ticket thing...
How's the new blog skin? Hope you guys like it. MK chose it for me* Thanks! I haven't balas budi yet tho*
It's the typical Boring-And-I-Need-School-Now school holiday again. I forgot what happened this week though. Oh yeah! My dad brought us *as in my family and I* to this so called Dragon-i restaurant last Saturday.
Dragon-i. Well known for its ramen.
There is one in Leisure Mall. We went there and
HOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOLy MoooOOOOOooooLy!
It's so darn CROWDED! We waited at the reception counter *is it called like that?* The restaurant is packed with people waiting for the food to arrive. You can see the cook busy chopping, cooking and whatever like hell. Sweats on their forehead. I wonder if it's the sweats that drip into the ramen soup which makes the ramen so darn special.
After awhile, my dad spotted a table outside the restaurant, open-air. Doesn't matter, it's cooling out there. Ah-Ba *that's how i call my dad* ordered a bowl of soup. Ah-Mi *obviously, my mom* and my bro AND I ordered ramen.
ARGHH.. It took ages for my bowl of ramen to arrive and I don't know why! Ah-Mi wasn't really pleased with the food. She said that the soup was tasteless, as if drinking water. Hah! My bro said the beef was awful.
STOP IT!
Stop criticising the food! I haven't even tasted the food yet.
Waiter : Ramen
Me : O.. Here.
The Others : *almost finish their food*
EwWw EwWWWWWWWww !
Double Ew!
The food sucks and I don't know what the hell I was eating. It looks like dog food after I've mixed the gravy with the ramen. YUCK!
Never mind that. At least the waiters are gorgeous. I told Teng about that and she said that I was supposed to be there to try the food, not to 'try' the waiters! Hahahah! She said she went there too last Saturday. Just that she went there at night while I went there in the afternoon.
Bad timing.
I could've texted her about how G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S the waiters are on the spot. ARGHH.. never mind the food. The waiters are gorgeous with capital G.
Modified Version Of Dragon-i Signboard.
Created by : Lynn
SIMPLY DELICIOUS!
I'd better change the topic now.. I sound like a total PERVERT now!
Teng and I were supposed to go Leisure Mall today. We planned to meet in McDonald at 12.30pm. I had to drag myself up this morning at 11++.
Stop staring at the monitor with your mouths wide open and your jaws on the floor.
"A healthy person sleeps up to 12 hours daily. "
And I'm one of the healthy person. Apparently, so is Teng. She only woke up at 12pm.
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I was supposed to attend extra Science class at school too this morning. But I skipped it *I doubt if anyone would be bothered to attend it. It's so darn boring. So, I went online while waiting my mom to fetch me. Eddy : You went to the class?
Lynn : No a.. So boring..
Eddy : But reproduction woh. Miss that bab rugi loh.
Lynn : VERY WAI LA U
Eddy : How leh how leh. My tuition teach until that bab d.
Lynn : Dun so wai a i tell you.
Lynn : Reproduction this type of things, no need teach also know de la..
Lynn : Exam no need study also A++ la! *I'm even worse than him*
Watched "Bridge To Terabithia". It's something like Chronicles Of Narnia if you ask me. Well, I kinda dun understand the movie. It's like.. so darn weird, but I like =P.
Love the wallpaper! Looks really nice.
Anyway, I had my ears pierced today. So it looks something like this now. Don't blame me if the drawing looks weird. I took it from the net. The lady who did the piercing for me was really friendly. She drew the spots on my ears before she pierced them. Teng helped me to check the positions and choose the earrings.
Lady : We have varieties of choices. Which one do you prefer?
Teng : Em.. The silver ones.
Lady : Sure, we have different varieties of earrings. Which shape would you like?
Lady : Flower, square, triangle, circle, star..
Lynn : Stars or flowers?
Teng : Stars-lah.. Nicer.
Lady : *Confused,look at Teng*
Lady : It seems like you're piercing rather than your friend is.
*GIGGLES*
Lady : *Look at Teng* Anyway, do you want to have your ears pierced?
Believe It Or Not. Lynn Wong from Malaysia has gained herself a Guinness World Record. The award is :
A loud clap for her guys!
Just joking! I haven't been blogging for ages because of the freaking test. I didn't know it until Kuan was complaining it to Aster a week before it. My expression was 0.0 when I knew that. Aster said that my eyes were like rushing to pop out of my eyes *not my most alluring look*
The test was kinda ok *not ok also say ok laaaa* Today was the last day of exam. So Hurray! NOT. The PMR's due to start at 1 October 2007. Doesn't matter anyway. As if I'm bothered to study now - 7 MARCH 2007.
The last paper was ART! It was a total disaster! While sitting for the Geography paper, I scribbled some drawings behind the back of the paper. It looked kinda nice. I think I could get at least 35/50 marks. When the fact is totally opposite of my dream. After colouring, the drawing was really bad. Maybe 20/50.
Teng,Kuan and Berry helped me out later in the test *though we're not allowed to do so* It looked much better with their help. 35/50 marks at very least. Then due to my itchy hands, I added some ugly drawings onto it and it looked like a drawing done by some furious 5-year-old kids.
OH MY FREAKING GOSH! What had I done!
It's not even worth 10 marks! Itchy Hands! If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have done so! Oh God, please prepare me for the moment of embarrassment of my life time! I doubt if the teacher would show my drawing to me class.
Moment Of Embarrassment Of Life
Oh my gosh, that would be the most embarrassing moment of my life. Dig me a grave and bury me! Anyway, I got 3 demerit marks from my Mandarin teacher for leaving the class early right after the exam ended. OH FUCK! What's your problem! Can't you just let us leave few minutes earlier? It's not as if I was going to play truant. I didn't realise that until MingKang told us after school at the school gate.
I wonder what would happen if I told her that I didn't take her paper ( Mandarin ) this semester. Hah! I just hate Mandarin although I speak Mandarin most of my lifetime. It's so darn complicated! I'm not sitting for Mandarin paper in my PMR exam too! Hah! Peek-A-Boo!
Speaking of complicated, I think this singer needs a kick in her ass. 张韶涵 aka Asia's #1 Bitch. She tried to sing Avril Lavigne's song entitled "Complicated". She thinks she's so darn pretty and awesome in singing. She even criticised the Korean boy band "Dong Bang Shin Ki" which I think most of you guys have heard about them. Who are you to criticise them or sing Avril Lavigne's song? Their great grandmother in your holy sweet dream a? Balik kampung feed chicken la! You don't want face the host of the show also want la.. Siah sui nang only. So darn hao lian.
Frankly speaking, Avril Lavigne can't sing very well live. But at very least much better than the bitch lo..
Last Friday was my school's cross-country run. I was in the top 10 list! *that's if you count it from the back.* It was kinda funny. At the beginning of the race, Ee Leng said that the last person who reaches the school will be taken a photograph. My reaction was:" REALLY A!?" Must be my school's rat-faced-teacher's idea *my schoolmates would know who it is* Aster,Kuan and I hurried up with the others. There are some malay girls slowly walking at the back of us.
Saw min bao chew yan (Super Breadman In Cantonese) halfway. SHORTIE! There were rumours that he, as an ARROGANT form one boy demerit-ed a form three guy. What the fuck!? Beh tahan him. The King of the Kings of Arrogance and Shorties. Anyway, the rat-faced teacher and him look alike. Maybe they're father and son.
Hang Jebat won again. FUck? Three times in a row. Berry was shouting like mad behind me. It was as if they won the World Cup - Football. Hah!
Avril Lavigne's latest single video - Girlfriend. She looks better with brown hair. Prefer the old brown hair type as shown in the video "Complicated" above.
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Anyway, Avril Lavigne's releasing a manga - "make 5 wishes".
My school canteen which provides only oily spoons, forks, bowls and plates; colouring soft drinks; tasteless mee-hoon soup; cold and hard nasi lemak had a change! Miracle happens!
Pp/s : Xin Ni took a 'cucuk' of nuggets from the canteen today *without paying* And I ate one of them. Is that considered as a theft too?
Ppp/s :The nuggets were cold and oily. Teng said she can squeeze a bowl of oil out of the three nuggets.
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Lynn
She's stepping into 18 this 7 September. Her most frequently used emoticon in MSN is -___- and calls everyone sampat although she's a sampat herself.
She takes things for granted sometimes and that's bad. She has zero sense of fashion but tries to improve that [.....]